Soft knit, a cow that means business, and a nickname that's basically a promise. This onesie is the kind that gets comments at every stop, farmers market or grocery run, doesn't matter. Small enough for naps, loud enough for a laugh, it's already doing more work than most outfits twice its size.
Footed and comfy with a snap closure that makes changes quick and easy. Stretchy fabric moves with baby, not against them, so tummy time and nap time both get covered.
Why You'll Love This
Care: Machine wash, do not dry clean.
Soft knit, a cow that means business, and a nickname that's basically a promise. This onesie is the kind that gets comments at every stop, farmers market or grocery run, doesn't matter. Small enough for naps, loud enough for a laugh, it's already doing more work than most outfits twice its size.
Footed and comfy with a snap closure that makes changes quick and easy. Stretchy fabric moves with baby, not against them, so tummy time and nap time both get covered.
Why You'll Love This
Care: Machine wash, do not dry clean.
Free Shipping Over $400 (Australia Only)
Orders arrive within 2 to 3 weeks across Australia.
Tracking Your Order
Once your item ships, we’ll send tracking details straight to your inbox. (Can’t see it? Give your junk folder a quick check.) From there, it’s your job to keep an eye on its journey home.
Free Shipping Over $400 (Australia Only)
Orders arrive within 2 to 3 weeks across Australia.
Tracking Your Order
Once your item ships, we’ll send tracking details straight to your inbox. (Can’t see it? Give your junk folder a quick check.) From there, it’s your job to keep an eye on its journey home.
Not happy? We accept returns for store credit. Returns must be lodged within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unused, and in original/resellable condition with original tags and packaging intact. We inspect every return before processing – takes 3–5 business days.
Return postage is your responsibility (use tracked), but original shipping isn't refundable. If something arrives faulty, contact us with your order number and photos.
Store credit expires 12 months from issue. View full Returns Policy
For made-to-order products:
Handmade to order – can't be returned for change of mind, but we can arrange exchanges if sizing doesn't work (4–5 week production window for replacement)
For final sale products:
Final Sale – not eligible for returns or exchanges
Not happy? We accept returns for store credit. Returns must be lodged within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unused, and in original/resellable condition with original tags and packaging intact. We inspect every return before processing – takes 3–5 business days.
Return postage is your responsibility (use tracked), but original shipping isn't refundable. If something arrives faulty, contact us with your order number and photos.
Store credit expires 12 months from issue. View full Returns Policy
For made-to-order products:
Handmade to order – can't be returned for change of mind, but we can arrange exchanges if sizing doesn't work (4–5 week production window for replacement)
For final sale products:
Final Sale – not eligible for returns or exchanges
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